{"product_id":"patience-not-available-before-coffee-mug-14-5oz-ceramic-funny-morning-gift","title":"Patience Not Available Before Coffee Mug 14.5oz Ceramic Funny Morning Gift","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStart your day with one clear message:\u003c\/b\u003e the \"Patience Not Available Before Coffee\" 14.5oz ceramic campfire mug makes mornings easier by keeping the vibes honest—perfect for anyone who needs that first cup before conversation. Comfortable to hold, roomy enough for a generous pour, and built to be a daily go-to.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eGenerous 14.5oz capacity:\u003c\/b\u003e Big enough for extra-cozy morning coffee, tea, or hot chocolate—fewer refills, more calm.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCampfire-style ceramic with white sesame glaze:\u003c\/b\u003e Light ivory with charming speckles and bold black lettering—design printed on both sides so the message reads no matter which hand you use.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThoughtful dimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 4\" top diameter × 3.5\" height × 3\" bottom diameter—stable, easy to grip, and fits most cabinet spaces and coffee warmers.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEveryday convenience:\u003c\/b\u003e Microwave \u0026amp; dishwasher safe for worry-free reheats and cleanup—just wash before first use and avoid abrasive cloths.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDesigned and sourced in the USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Sourced and created by small USA businesses and shipped from within the USA with fast USA shipping—support local makers and get your mug quickly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eWhether you’re buying a cheeky birthday gift, an office gag present, or a practical mug for the household caffeine fiend, this funny coffee mug blends style and function with a clear warning label. Grab one for yourself or someone who isn’t conversational until the caffeine kicks in—more can be found at BandsCo Straps (bandscostraps.com). Add to cart and get back to sipping in peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"BandsCo Straps","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53720552145260,"sku":"PRODUCT","price":43.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/6032\/9580\/files\/patience-not-available-before-coffee-mug-14-5oz-ceramic-funny-morning-gift_3.jpg?v=1778177220","url":"https:\/\/thisandthatshoppe-2.myshopify.com\/it\/products\/patience-not-available-before-coffee-mug-14-5oz-ceramic-funny-morning-gift","provider":"ThisandThatShoppe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}