{"product_id":"sea-hag-wooden-sign-5x5-distressed-gray-frame-funny-morning-mermaid-pre-coffee-decor-plaque","title":"Sea Hag Wooden Sign 5x5 Distressed Gray Frame Funny Morning Mermaid Pre Coffee Decor Plaque","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOverview\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmall, sassy and seaside-ready — this 5\" x 5\" Sea Hag wooden sign turns your coffee station into a laugh-out-loud moment before your first cup. Designed to deliver coastal farmhouse charm and a clear “before coffee” warning, it’s a tiny piece of decor that packs personality and layers nicely on a shelf or gallery wall. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e\u003cb compact size big attitude:\u003e 5\" x 5\" plaque with a 1.5\" depth that stands on a counter or tucks into a tiered tray — easy to place anywhere that needs a little morning humor. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDistressed gray frame:\u003c\/b\u003e textured, weathered finish for a beachy, farmhouse look that pairs with coastal, nautical, and coffee-bar decor.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFunny, relatable copy:\u003c\/b\u003e playful “Sea Hag \/ before coffee” definition gives guests a smile and warns the household about pre-caffeine moods — a great gift for friends who aren’t morning people. \u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEasy display:\u003c\/b\u003e flat back and shelf-ready depth make it simple to mix with other small signs or lean on a mantel — no complicated hanging required.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eShipped fast from within the USA and made\/sourced by small U.S. sellers:\u003c\/i\u003e quick domestic processing and family-run shop production mean faster delivery and support for small American businesses. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch4\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis little sign balances humor and style — perfect for a coffee nook, beach house kitchen, or as a cheeky stocking stuffer. It’s lightweight, durable, and designed to blend farmhouse warmth with coastal flair so you can create an inviting, playful corner in minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft call to action:\u003c\/b\u003e Add a splash of seaside sass to your morning routine — grab one for your coffee bar or gift it to the mermaid-before-coffee in your life.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eMore fun finds and matching pieces can be found at BandsCo Straps — bandscostraps.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"BandsCo Straps","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53720662147436,"sku":"10990","price":43.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/6032\/9580\/files\/IMG_3379-Photoroom_4.jpg?v=1778177713","url":"https:\/\/thisandthatshoppe-2.myshopify.com\/products\/sea-hag-wooden-sign-5x5-distressed-gray-frame-funny-morning-mermaid-pre-coffee-decor-plaque","provider":"ThisandThatShoppe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}