Please Leave By 9 Garden Flag

Please Leave By 9 Garden Flag: Funny Introvert Needlepoint Yard Decor

The Please Leave By 9 Garden Flag from The Original Underground is a 12" x 18" double-sided decorative lawn banner featuring a vintage needlepoint sampler aesthetic with an ornate floral rose border framing rustic blue embroidered-style lettering reading "PLEASE LEAVE BY 9", created to deliver cheeky boundary-setting humor to your entry walkway, patio planters, flower beds, or porch entryway. I was already generous enough to have you here—now please leave by the requested time! Subverting sweet hospitality tropes with dry introverted wit and cozy granny-chic needlecraft, this witty outdoor accent provides standout curb appeal for homebodies, reluctant hosts, and sarcastic homeowners.

Crafted from durable, weather-resistant polyester, each flag is printed on both sides for vibrant visibility from any angle. Display it using your existing yard hardware or choose the complete set, which includes a collapsible three-piece coated metal stand designed to resist rust, withstand outdoor weather, and store away effortlessly.

Sarcastic Introvert Needlepoint Yard Flag Specifications

• Dimensions: 12" x 18" (Standard garden flag format)
• Material: Heavy-duty, all-weather polyester
• Print: Double-sided high-definition graphic
• Options: Flag only or complete set with stand
• Hardware: 3-piece anti-rust coated metal stand with 1 clip and 2 rubber stoppers (Set option)
• Placement: Lawns, flower beds, walkways, patio planters, and porch pots