As Is Tradition Here is a Thick Piece of Paper Greeting Card

As Is Tradition Thick Piece of Paper Greeting Card: Funny Sarcastic All-Occasion Card

Skip the generic sentimental fluff and deliver what everyone actually expects: pure social obligation wrapped in deadpan humor. The "As Is Tradition Here is a Thick Piece of Paper" Greeting Card serves as the ultimate sarcastic card for friends, family, and coworkers who prefer blunt honesty over sappy clichés. Featuring bold, unvarnished typography against a vintage kraft-style backdrop, the front plainly calls out the ritual—an occasion has occurred, so here is your mandatory folded cardstock to acknowledge it.

The perfect funny birthday card, promotion gag, or holiday greeting, this novelty card takes the pressure out of formal gift-giving. Printed on premium 5" x 7" heavyweight luster cardstock, it offers a crisp, substantial hand-feel that won't flop over on the mantel. The interior is left completely blank, leaving ample room to write a sweet note or continue roasting the recipient. Each card comes complete with a matching white mailing envelope ready for gifting.

As Is Tradition Greeting Card Specifications:

• Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
• Inside: Blank for your personalized handwritten message
• Material: Premium heavyweight luster cardstock
• Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
• Occasion: Birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, graduations, and office milestones